- Before we start, not enough press is being given to the heroism of Antoinette Tuff. A strong woman with a heart > Good guy with a gun
- Her shows us video games in the future. Is that how you ask for help in the future also?
- All the anti-vaccine people are saying is that whooping cough isn't so bad.
- This orca/killer whale will follow your mouse around. You'll get before before she does. I named her Penelope.
- Breaking news! All fruit loops taste the same. In other news the world is a lie and nothing makes sense anymore.
- Howard Schwarzenegger is a little too helpful at the gym. There's no amount of makeup that could cover that familiar voice.
- Going to a super bowl party? Bring the SNACK STADIUM:
