- Jay Shells is giving a rap geography lesson. You will be tested on this.
- Sorry, sharks won't cure your disease. Leave Jaws alone.
- Watch out for hugs.
- Taylor Swift was assaulted by a maniac during the Grammy's and soldiered on. Bravo Swiffle, Bravo.
- We missed out on what could have been the greatest Super Bowl commercial ever. Thanks Newcastle. Anna Kendrick just wanted to get paid.
- That's it, be kind to one another.
