- The 2014 Winter Olympics have started. NY Times imagines what New York City would look like if they bid (and won) the Winter Olympics instead of the 2012 Summer Olympics.
- With spring break coming around, an important lesson for college students is that there's someone always having more sex than you. So you do you. Literally or whatever.
- Don't everyone jump at once. Because nothing would happen. Nothing that couldn't be corrected anyway.
- Why all the interest in Colorado for the 420 mile markers?
- A fan made comic about how Superman did such a good job saving people, that he now has to save a world. Hire this man, DC.
- King of the Heating Pad.
- That's it for this week. Have a Happy Valentine's Day. You're awesome.